*shunnnns*

[| | Fudgey | |]

XDD
The ebil side of Fudgey is showing.
Here you can post all of the WORST intro's you have seen for Warriors roleplaying in Neopets. Here are a few of mine - I'll add more later.

1--Name: Oakstar
Rank: Leader
Gender: Tom
Kin: Open
Kits: WANTS
Mate/Crush: OPEN
Apprentice: OPEN
Personality: Strict, strong, brave, laid back, kind
Pelt: Brown with shades of black
Eyes: Deep brown

Right...so he's laid-back and strict.
Erm....not too likely.
XD


2--Name: Lightstep
Gender:Female
Looks: Lightbrown with white chest. deep blue eyes
rank:Med cat

Oh how imformative that one is....
XXXDD



3--name:spotted back
rank:warrior
moons:18
kits:none
mate: NNEDS 1!!!!1!


*no comment*


4--Name: Twipaw
Gender: she-cat
Age: ?
Coat: ginger tabby
Eyes: Deep amber
Rank: apprentice
mentor: open
Crush/Mate: Open
Kin: dead mother killed on thunderpath
Personality: guiet contemppt, nnice and caring.

So...Tripaw is a guiet and nnice unknown aged cat.
XXDD
But....it doesn't end there.
This is a post the same roleplayer put slightly later on down the board:

Twipaw needs a crush

And then...

Are there any male apprentices?

To which the answer was 'no.'
Tripaw's roleplayer promptly replies:

Aww man!

[| | Fudgey | |]

name: Foxheart
gender: tom
pelt: red and brown
eyes: amber
apprentice: open
crush: open

Why do people think Crush's are more important than personality and history!
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[| | Fudgey | |]

Name: Shadowstar

Rank: Leader

Pelt: Black/Grey

Eyes: Green

Gender: Tom

Mate: Looking

Kin: Sister, Midnightwind

And again.
XP



Name: Swanfeather
Rank: Warrior
Age: 21 moons
Gender: She-cat
Pelt: Snow-white with ivory colored markings on her chest and forehead
Eyes: Milky white, not blind
Kin: Dragondance, older brother
Apprentice:
Ma+e/Crush:
Personality: Outgoing, sometimes quiet, always shy when she first meets a strange cat. Hates her brother when he gets protective. She's also very focused

I don't have too much of a problem with this one....althougth the roleplayer contradicts herself by saying Swanfeather is both Outgoing, Quiet and Always Shy.
XXDD

[++darky.]

Grinning,A Small-fror-his-age Grey-blue tom scramlbed through the terrtiory,His side was bleeding."Ick..Nasty cats those catys" He urmured,refuring to the clan he had just met.Yes,He was a loner,He had come from the Sundrow place,and Had been good freinds with Midnight,The Badger.But even Since OceanClan had beeen destroyed he hadn't seen hide or tial of the badger.So He begn his travels,and so -c

-c- His travels Had ended up here,and Bleeding.Lovely,No? His Name you ask? SeaRage,For his personality was as Changing as the Sea itself.he could have a temper one second then be kind the next.Sighing,Searage hoped this clan would be a little lss..Nasty.

A Small grey female kit sat in the terrtiory,Mewing for her mother.Of WHo wasno where to be hfound,Her green eyes sparkled,as She looked -c-

SaRage blinked,Hearing the Mewing of a Kit."Im gonna regret this." he said,Paddng toward thew sound and Soon he spotted a small Female kit."Ello,the-"
"Hi,I'm Silver!" Was the happy reply.
"I'm Searage." He replied,blinking."Er..Maybe I should take you to the clan camp,Watcha think?"
"Sure! MAybe my moma is there!" Silver said,As Searage picked her up by the scruff and ran toward the Clan camp.

>.< Another lame attempt at being 'literate'.
Yes, she did claim that she was 'literate' when she attempted to join.

[ask]

xDDD
I'll go get some.

[| | Fudgey | |]

I like 'em!
XD

[| | Fudgey | |]

These ones make me laugh.

ooc;The rules:
1.Please use some form of ooc.
2.Be nice.
4.Tell me what happened to number 3.
5.Be litartate. I'm not asking for amazing writing but if you could be semi litarate that would be great.


XXD
Sure - we'll be 'litartate'



Here's another one:
Name: Brookpaw
Gender: she-cat
Rank: apprentice
Age: 12 moons
Appearance: black with white muzzle, chest, belly, paws, and tip of tail. green eyes.
Personality: spunky, feisty, adventurous, michevious, loyal, clever, trouble-maker
Kin: open
Crush: open
Mentor: needed

*stops eating popcorn*
Has she finished listing her personality yet?
XD




name: Snowdrop
clan: Loner
Pelt: pure white
kits: two golden, three silver
kin: either adapted or killed
personality: Hates to fight, if in a clan is a apprentice, but has the heart and skills of a warrior, leader, and medicine cat combined.
lover:?


o.0
Her kits.....adapted.
?.?
{Same person:}

Snowdrop tried to stand up, but she didn't succeed. She wrapped her skinny, bony tail around her kits. She hadn't eaten for three days, and she knew that if she didn't get food soon, she-- and the kits-- will all die. Her pure white coat is matted and muddy, and you can see every bone in her body. Her unusual scarlet eyes has lost it's glint, and she feels weaker than ever.

And the same one again.

name: Goldenstar
pelt: golden
markings: brillient white star on forehead

[kittywinkins]

Wow.....

This one isn't from Neo.. but it's a site a friend talked me into joining, and mostly I just quietly laugh and point:
Name//
Synfulflight (Really he's Synfulstar, but everyone in his clan calls him Synfulflight because he thinks putting star is like saying that he's higher up than everyone else, and even though he is, he treats his clan like equals, hence calling him synfulflight and not Synfulstar)
Gender//
Male
Age//
((err... 28 in human?))
Fur//
Black. The two front paws have white socks going up his leg, with red bands at the top, and flecks on the paws. His back left paw is red, the right is white. Running down the length of his back from his nose to the tip of his tail, is a blood-red stripe with white 'X' markings creating stitched pattern. He has three vivid-red bands around his muzzle. In the middle of his forehead is a white and blood-red ying-yang. He has a tuft of ebony fur on his forehead that falls across his left eye.
Eyes//
left- orange with white around the pupil
right- blue with yellow around pupil.
Jewerly//
A small black earring in left ear, he has no idea how he got it, nor does he ever remember being near humans or anything of the sort.
Past//
He came upon Oceanclan when it was in it's new... No one, except perhaps the medicine cat, not even Synfulflight himself, knows how he became Leader.

-Eyebrow raise-
Wait.. so... he's a cat.
But he's an unnatural cat who obviosuly doesn't take Starclan seriously...
And he doesn't know how he became leader? Good Lord!

[| | Fudgey | |]

XXDD
That's quite funny...especially the earing bit.
I'll go off and look at Neo some more.

[kittywinkins]

Name- Cloudracer
age- 20 moons
rank- nightclan warrior
pelt- White with deep grey paws and a black patch over his left eye.
eyes- (left) one is bright blue the other (right) is amber
personality- shy and sneaky at first but after you get to know him he's very nice as well as flambouant.

and then.. later on..

Turning he looked over to her and smiled back
"hello icefeather"
"how are you today?"
"your smiling so you must be in a good mood".

Um... one word: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

[smiley.]

This is just an rp sample, but this is after a queen of hers found out she was pregnant...this is three days later. THREE DAYS

Honeytip went 2 slep she had a drem wit her dad he said Honeytip u will have kits now and she woke up and felt pain and tha medicnr cart scrmed I nevr new sume1 2 hav kits while be slepin and Honeytip pushd 2 hve her kits

Yeah...no punctuation, and I'm pretty sure it's MEDICINE CAT, no medicine CART XXDD

[++darky.]

xDDDD
A very good example of how 'semi-literates' so-call 'roleplay.'

Here's another one..
name: Moonpaw
rank: apperinitce
gender:shecat
pelt: white
eyes: like the moon
Personality: happy loveable
skills: very fast and like to hunt ans he love to run to.
I've never heard of the rank 'apperinitce' before. Have you?
Also, Moonpaw suddenly changed into a male. o-o

Keeping it coming:
Ooc: Yay!
Name: Maggotclaw
Gender: Dam (female cat without kits FYI)
Fur: Light brown with dark tiger stripes down her. STartingly beautiful
Eyes; Green
Personality: Powerthirsty, mean, good at covering it though.
'Dam'? Don't tell me that they're going to start using 'catspeak'.. Dx
Riiiight. Startlingly beautiful indeed.

[ask]

QUICK ROBIN, GET THE LEADER MOBILE!
SOMEONE CALL THE WHAMMMMM-BULANCE!
SOMEONE CALL THE FVCKING MEDICINE CART!

[++darky.]

I am Mudpaw, who has a crush on moonpaw
Muddy fur
apprentice
friendly

... -no comment-

[++darky.]

FROSTAY. GET ON MSN NAO. :U